the smell of wine and cheap perfume

The Big East is now 3-0 in their bowls this year. Rutgers...hell of a game. Kenny Britt is a beast. That's all that can be said about him. For all the shit that the Big East gets during the year, they always seem to play well in their bowl games.

I'll add to my list of bad ideas: Getting drunk and telling your friends to punch you. You don't feel anything when it's happening but the next day you're pretty sore.

I still can't believe the Eagles are in the playoffs. Seriously. It almost seems like fate. But to quote Freddie Mitchell -- we don't need fate, we have five.


Yeah, that's Freddie Mitchell as a substitute teacher. Hilarious, eh?

So my dad and friend Ant are supposed to face off on August 1st, 2009. According to my dad, he could tackle Ricky Williams. Then it was Brandon Jacobs. When we told him he couldn't tackle Ant, he wanted to prove us wrong. I think eventually it will all be forgotten or he will back down, but who knows. We'll see. I kind of hope, for my dad's sake, that he backs down.