my newest movie idea

I realize some people weren't fans of my "Midgets in a Statue" idea.

Basically, "Midgets in a Statue" involves a French mastermind who originally designed the Statue of Liberty to be mechanically operated by thousands of French midgets. When the French government feels America has gotten too powerful, it calls Operation Midgets in a Statue into effect and the Statue of Liberty is brought to life, destroying New York City and going on a rampage destroying other American cities.

Historian and Statue of Liberty expert Samuel L. Jackson is brought in by the FBI to assemble a team to break into the now-mobile statue and bring the mayhem to a halt. Samuel L. somehow manages to get inside the statue with the help of his teammate Wee-Man, who is out to get revenge on a female french midget that broke his heart. Samuel L. and Wee-Man storm through the Statue, disarming and punishing French midgets along the way.

Finally, they get to the control center, the crown of the statue. There, Wee-Man's ex-lover is with her new partner, Danny Woodburn. Wee-Man and Woodburn brawl in an epic battle scene while Samuel L. takes advantage of the distraction and shuts the Statute of Liberty down. America is saved and Samuel L. and Wee-Man are heralded as heroes.

In other words, this is not my newest movie idea. My newest movie involves vampire ninjas from another planet sent to Earth to steal Earth's resources. The vampire ninjas take over the satellites in space and refuse to return the satellites unless Earth's leader give them Earth's two most valuable resources: oil and water.

The citizens of Earth realize that they can't live without oil and water but also find the thought of living without doppler radar and satellite radio unbearable...and so, they succumb to the vampire ninjas' demands. However, some of the vampire ninjas get greedy, as they also demand that Earth supply every Bruce Lee movie available. There is dissension in the ranks and the vampire ninjas split up into two groups: one that wants to completely destroy Earth for its failure to provide the Bruce Lee films and another who has decided to protect Earth and the Earthlings (although for the ulterior motive of slowly using the Earth's resources to fuel their own planet.)

Teamed together, the second group of vampire ninjas clues humans in on the one true weakness of almost every vampire ninja: pale women with small breasts. This leads the characters to begin recruiting teenage females from all the Hot Topic's around the globe. After weeks of gathering the women, Alexis Bledel leads the charge against the vampire ninjas. And I only pick Alexis Bledel because she is so freaking hot. Seriously, I love her. Ever since I saw Sin City I haven't been able to get enough of her.

But back to the movie, Alexis Bledel is the hero. We can probably throw a love story in there somehow. But this movie will have everything: ninjas, vampires, pirates, aliens, a hot female lead, a love story, and of course a happy ending.