What does it mean...

When you're sitting at your desk at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, getting ready to leave work, and you realize that the highlight of the day was that monster shit you took right after you woke up this morning. You're a white-collar pansy. The first person to show up at the party and the last person anyone wanted there. The most exciting thing you did this month was when you breezed through that yellow light on your way to your mindless, worthless job. That must have really knocked your socks off. Do you go home at night and fantasize about how it might have felt if the light turned red while you were still under it? Your life is pathetic. Your notions of adventure are a joke. You have become what you always feared you would. And the worst part is you don't have the proverbial balls to do anything about it.